Praise Be! Santa is coming to town!!



You better watch out

We must look outside ourself for meaning, not just inside ourselves, for it is the vastness of Santas creation that defines what is right. He created everything, it is obvious just look around you.

You better not cry

There is no need to shoulder the burdens of suffering we see when we look out upon the world, strength is found in dealing with matters and formulating responses based on our faith in santa.

Better not pout

Spread joy and love, for it is something that such as simple thing as a smile can pass between all the faithfull, let us not pout and disrupt the flow that is the love of Santa

I’m telling you why

For it was revealed upon high, a divine inspiration as stated in the text. For Santa tells us so.

Santa Claus is coming to town

He has not forsaken us, will return with a sword to squish all that oppose him.

He’s making a list

For it is said, this list will rightfully condemn those that do evil, and present those that do good with the gifts of our beloved Santa.

And checking it twice;

Do not think that one can slip through the cracks, it takes not only works, but belief in Santa, without belief in Santa, works means nothing.

Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice

Judgement will come swiftly, in the night, as he seperates all based on his almighty list.

Santa Claus is coming to town

Again it is revealed, he has not forsaken us and is coming, you must have faith.

He sees you when you’re sleeping

Santa looks our for us 24/7, he is always with us as he is omniscient.

He knows when you’re awake

When you get up in the morning, Santa is there looking over you, so don’t masturbate.

He knows if you’ve been bad or good

Beware santa’s list, he loves you and does not want you to be struck from the list and not receive his gifts!!

So be good for goodness sake!

How much more an ethical statement can you get than this? This scripture is truly divinely inspired by Santa himself!

O! You better watch out!

A warning to all unbelievers, O! you better watch out! coupled with the readings of the first line, this shows there is the need to not only look out for others, but to watch your faith and maintain your faith or you will end up on Santa’s list

You better not cry

Reiterated we can see the strength in this teaching. Have faith. Santa loves you.

Better not pout

Spread the faith in all that you do, even if it is just facial expressions. Santa is watching remember, you don’t want to end up on his list.

I’m telling you why

Again we see signs and proof of the divinity of this scripture.

Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town

Stated twice, this shows that Santa is coming any day now, with his list, to work out who is naughty and who is nice! Have faith and do good works, for Santa will be the judge. Oh how I look forward to his presents!!!!!!!!!! Santa is coming to town!

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